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Digital Marketing to the rescue!
The creators of Web Marketing Track - the turn key system to get you clients or jobs, retain loyalty and generate referrals start working with small business owners, service providers and owners by having them take a web marketing track class. In these classes the instructors have been known to question the ethics of SurrealOvision. Let this not deter you. Make an informed decision on the matter for yourself. How?
Check out the 10 items in the list below. If you can answer "yes" to at least 7 of the questions asked, then you have a bona fide art film. If you would like to change the status of your movie to something that will do better at the box office we recommend having it digitally re mastered using techniques learned at VFW.
As Yianni Stamas, president/dean of VFW Academy: College of Digital Marketing puts it:
"A film is often judged by the degree to which its creator is in touch with the truth of him or herself. So for example if you are a pretentious dilitant, self deprication might be in order."
which is a new denial enhancement technology procedure that actually encodes your movie with subliminal ignoramus impulses that ensure the viewer is satiated with escapism and will be a malleable consumer susceptible to conventional sell triggers as well as will obediently follow Creepy Clown NYC.
Here now the questions to determine the artistic quotient of your cinematic venture.
- does it have a pretentious name?
- does it have an ambiguous ending?
- is it confusing?
- does it have a message?
- do you check your watch a lot while viewing it?
- did it show in an art-house-type theater?
- does the filmmaker use the term "my work" in interviews?
- if it has a famous person in it, do they look out of place?
- is it held with discussions afterwards?
- does no one want to see it?
Again, if you have the misfortune of discovering that your work can be categorized as art, rush don't walk to SurrealOvision >>